We Here, At Skell City,

       Watch Prime Time TV Shows Like NightWatch & Chicago Fire while charging our iPhone at the Local LinkNYC Kiosks. So We Know How Accurately Those Shows Depict Real Life 911… Ha ha ha ha ! (Sorry, We're Trying not to Laugh). We promise We’d Never Dial Those Numbers for No Reason..Well, Not all the Time at least.. Cut us Some Slack.. Most of the time It's Some Virtuous Bystander who Apparently has Never Seen Anyone Trying to Take a Nap or Get High in Peace! They Are The Ones Who Call and Then Leave The Scene Before You Guys & Gals Even Show Up! Not Our fault.. Anyways, Us Skells Understand that Some of the Finest Individuals In the World Take Care of Us Everyday. Whether it's The Fire Guys, Police, Or The Ambalance. You Take Care of Complete Strangers who Smell Really, Really Bad. While Everyone Else is Sitting in a Cubicle Behind a Desk, Or at least they used to be.. Believe Us! We Appreciate It and Need You! Especially Since that “El Diablo" Heron is Going Around.. That reminds me, Can I get some Free Narcan's to take with me? Anyways, Whether We're Overdosing in a Dunkin' Doughnuts Bathroom In The Dead Of Winter, Having Chest Pain at a Subway Station Platform with No elevator in the Spring Time, Gettin' Soaking Wet Butt Naked After Smoking PCP in the Hot Summer Months, Or Soo Shitfaced Drunk We Vomit King Cobra All Over the Ambulance Floor in the Autumn Fall. We Love You! Thank You! This Store Is For You!